Dear Devin Ratray
Letter to Devin Ratray – Devin Ratray is an actor, probably best known as “Buzz”, the older brother in the hit movies Home Alone and Home…
“This device may not be supported”
“It’s not working.” “Are you sure?” “It says, ‘Device not supported” or something.” “And you’re sure you plugged into the big one? The big brick?” “Yes,…
I love soda!
Everybody needs to shut up about soda. “Soda causes cancer.” “ Soda makes you fat.” “Soda will give you diabetes.” “Soda’s bad for you!” I get…
I’m glad your grandmother is dead.
I’m glad your grandmother is dead – you should be too. She was a hundred and three goddamn years old for Christ’s sake. Think about how…
5 things that successful people do that you’re not doing right now.
1. They’re not reading lists on Facebook about being successful. 2. They’re not giving enough credence to take advice from lists on Facebook. 3. They’re being smart enough to…
Fake cop car auction guys
You know me, I’m not one to rush to judgment on a whole group of people, based on their activities or what kind of car they…
It’s time for a change
Condoms, am I right? I mean, it’s the 90s or whatever. Can’t we come up with a better answer for not getting AIDS or knocking up…
Eric Filipkowski 