Project Whimsy #6: Doctor Janitor!
If you’re worried that your children will grow up to be losers, go ahead and name them “Doctor” or “Astronaut” or “Lawyer”. That way, no matter…
Project Whimsy #5: Kidnapping Party!
Rent a van and kidnap a random woman off the street. Tie her up in your basement and tell her all the terrible ways you’re going…
Project Whimsy #4: Butterfly Abomination Child!
Kidnap a baby and inject him with butterfly DNA, in the hopes that he will grow wings and be able to fly. It’s time to take the…
Project Whimsy #3: Not so Grave Graves!
Go to a graveyard and look for all the graves that belong to children. Adorn these with stickers, glitter and streamers. Kids today love the graffiti, so…
Project Whimsy #2: Everyday Santa!
Make your Christmas list to Santa and print out a hundred copies at Kinko’s. Then, walk around town handing one out to every old man with…
Project Whimsy
Coming soon: The Project to Restore a Sense of Whimsy to the World.This is a project that I am particularly passionate about. As you well know,…
Project Whimsy #1: The Cheer-mobile!
If you’ve got a friend who’s a “Grumpy Gus”, sneak into his garage in the middle of the night and paint his whole car bright yellow,…
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