"The Fiona Apple of Comedy"

Project Whimsy #2: Everyday Santa!

Make your Christmas list to Santa and print out a hundred copies at Kinko’s. Then, walk around town handing one out to every old man with a big white beard you see! Jump on his lap and say “Merry Christmas, Santa!” It couldn’t hurt to bring some cookies and milk, while you’re at it. Most old guys with a big white beard are homeless and will probably be pretty hungry.

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