Don’t Pinch Me!
I fucked up. Big time. Right now, I am writing this blog on my iPhone. I am huddled under my desk trying to get a hold…
Attack of the Clones®
“Look at this shit!” Frank demanded, holding out a tissue containing several curly black hairs, which he attempted to force upon the nearest three or four…
Flackers: an awful ‘food’
I am currently on a diet which requires me to eat no carbs. I’m not sticking to it because that would be crazy, but in an attempt…
Best ways to hang up after phone sex.
Calling a 1-900 number for phone sex – a leisurely pursuit once so maligned, it was almost considered a dirty word. The practice has achieved mainstream approval…
Ted Cruz Is The AntiChrist
Enough messing around, time for some serious ethnological discussion. The term “anti-Christ” gets thrown around a lot these days, but have you ever thought about what…
Bachelor Nation Poll!
Hey, if you’re like me, you just can’t get enough of the Bachelor, Bachelorette, Bachelor Pad and Bachelor in Paradise! To all those who say true love…
Fun things to do on a rainy day!
Just because it’s raining outside, doesn’t mean you can’t have any fun. Indoor activities can be exciting and educational if you just use your imagination! We…
The problem with these “Evil Luke” theories.
Everybody is excited for The Force Awakens, I get it. I too, spent my childhood imagining, wherever I went, that I had the force and could…
Back to the Future sucks!
Hey, I get it. It’s fun to compare what people in the past thought the future would be with the reality of today, but stop it.…
Welcome to Garbage Town!
“It’s pretty simple,” I told him, “I am riding around in a limo. I am eating fast food. When I am done, I have to throw…
