Dr. Penis Puncher, M.D.
Now that my lawsuit is over, I can finally tell you my story: In the fall of 2017, I was experiencing numbness ‘down there’ and so…
Now that my lawsuit is over, I can finally tell you my story: In the fall of 2017, I was experiencing numbness ‘down there’ and so…
Back in the ‘olden days’ of plane travel, I got to sit in the pilot’s seat of the 747 taking my family to Disney World and…
I don’t know about you, but so far my summer is sucking big time. It’s even worse when I compare it to last summer, which was…
NOTE: This is an entry from my twitter page that I have condesnsed here for increased ease of readability. ATTN: BMW USA, I recently tried to…
I fucked up. Big time. Right now, I am writing this blog on my iPhone. I am huddled under my desk trying to get a hold…
“Look at this shit!” Frank demanded, holding out a tissue containing several curly black hairs, which he attempted to force upon the nearest three or four…
I am currently on a diet which requires me to eat no carbs. I’m not sticking to it because that would be crazy, but in an attempt…
Calling a 1-900 number for phone sex – a leisurely pursuit once so maligned, it was almost considered a dirty word. The practice has achieved mainstream approval…
Enough messing around, time for some serious ethnological discussion. The term “anti-Christ” gets thrown around a lot these days, but have you ever thought about what…
Hey, if you’re like me, you just can’t get enough of the Bachelor, Bachelorette, Bachelor Pad and Bachelor in Paradise! To all those who say true love…