A girl kicked your ass.
Hilary Clinton is in a pickle. She is clearly the most-qualified choice for president, but nobody likes her. And that’s the most important thing when you…
Dear White People,
Not all white people of course, just the ones who bristle at the Black Lives Matter movement or automatically rush to defend the actions of these…
Best ways to hang up after phone sex.
Calling a 1-900 number for phone sex – a leisurely pursuit once so maligned, it was almost considered a dirty word. The practice has achieved mainstream approval…
Ted Cruz Is The AntiChrist
Enough messing around, time for some serious ethnological discussion. The term “anti-Christ” gets thrown around a lot these days, but have you ever thought about what…
Donald Trump Campaign Slogans
As a comedian-adjacent person, you rarely have a chance to make a real difference, a lasting impact on the world. The country has been truly electrified…
Chris Rock is a genius and shame on you!
Chris Rock, the greatest standup comedian of his generation, did not “bomb” when he brought Stacey Dash out on stage as the head of a fake…
Bachelor Nation Poll!
Hey, if you’re like me, you just can’t get enough of the Bachelor, Bachelorette, Bachelor Pad and Bachelor in Paradise! To all those who say true love…
Oh no! A political post!
In the words of my favorite Shakespeare play:
Fun things to do on a rainy day!
Just because it’s raining outside, doesn’t mean you can’t have any fun. Indoor activities can be exciting and educational if you just use your imagination! We…
The problem with these “Evil Luke” theories.
Everybody is excited for The Force Awakens, I get it. I too, spent my childhood imagining, wherever I went, that I had the force and could…
