Back to the Future sucks!
Hey, I get it. It’s fun to compare what people in the past thought the future would be with the reality of today, but stop it.…
Welcome to Garbage Town!
“It’s pretty simple,” I told him, “I am riding around in a limo. I am eating fast food. When I am done, I have to throw…
Stupid kids part 1
Everybody talks about putting this younger generation in their place, but nobody does anything about it!
Happy birthday to my beautiful girls!
September 11, 2007 – Six years ago today, my wife, Collette and I received the most beautiful gift anybody could ever get: two healthy, beautiful twin…
Maggie Gyllenhaal: Old Maid?
There has been a lot of controversy about Maggie Gyllenhaal’s admission that she was once turned down for the part of a 55 year old man’s…
Thank you, Dave!
There have been a lot of really nice, heartfelt tributes to the King of Late Night from celebrities and world leaders, to which I humbly add…
I’m Erik with a k now!
You can tell I am cooler now because I wear sunglasses.
Life on the bottom
Dr. Vlasic held his head in his hands, sobbing. Dr. Juneau half-heartedly put her hand on his shoulder. While the others rolled their eyes or looked…
What happened to Uncle Larry?
When they were kids, my dad’s rivalry with his brother Larry was pretty intense. My grandparents basically made them compete for their love. This carried over…
