Disability Journals – by the real Eric Filipkowski NOTE: This article originally eared in the Skizzleplex Newsletter. If you are interested in getting Skizzleplex delivered to…
Dr. Penis Puncher, M.D.
Now that my lawsuit is over, I can finally tell you my story: In the fall of 2017, I was experiencing numbness ‘down there’ and so…
I’m a pilot!
Back in the ‘olden days’ of plane travel, I got to sit in the pilot’s seat of the 747 taking my family to Disney World and…
No Soup For New Cars.
NOTE: This is an entry from my twitter page that I have condesnsed here for increased ease of readability. ATTN: BMW USA, I recently tried to…
Bachelor Nation Poll!
Hey, if you’re like me, you just can’t get enough of the Bachelor, Bachelorette, Bachelor Pad and Bachelor in Paradise! To all those who say true love…
Take it or leave it.
“Excuse me, sir, could you hold the door for me?” Chip looked behind him to see the elderly female letter carrier approaching, her arms overflowing with…
My monkey suit lawyer
I’ve had my lawyer, Dick Van Pac-Man, for 23 years. Ever since I sued McDonald’s at the age of 7, Dick Van Pac-Man has been by…
5 things that successful people do that you’re not doing right now.
1. They’re not reading lists on Facebook about being successful. 2. They’re not giving enough credence to take advice from lists on Facebook. 3. They’re being smart enough to…
A land down under (where they have manners)
Men at Work were a band from Australia who had a hit in the early 1980s with their song “Down under.” You probably remember the song,…
Fake cop car auction guys
You know me, I’m not one to rush to judgment on a whole group of people, based on their activities or what kind of car they…
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