Take it or leave it.
“Excuse me, sir, could you hold the door for me?” Chip looked behind him to see the elderly female letter carrier approaching, her arms overflowing with…
My monkey suit lawyer
I’ve had my lawyer, Dick Van Pac-Man, for 23 years. Ever since I sued McDonald’s at the age of 7, Dick Van Pac-Man has been by…
5 things that successful people do that you’re not doing right now.
1. They’re not reading lists on Facebook about being successful. 2. They’re not giving enough credence to take advice from lists on Facebook. 3. They’re being smart enough to…
A land down under (where they have manners)
Men at Work were a band from Australia who had a hit in the early 1980s with their song “Down under.” You probably remember the song,…
Fake cop car auction guys
You know me, I’m not one to rush to judgment on a whole group of people, based on their activities or what kind of car they…
I dreamed a dream…
Back when I was in the war, the guys in my platoon and I used to daydream about what life had in store for us when…
It’s time for a change
Condoms, am I right? I mean, it’s the 90s or whatever. Can’t we come up with a better answer for not getting AIDS or knocking up…
Eric Filipkowski 