Terminator 6 or whatever they are on now
The fear of artificial intelligence backfiring on us is a common one in TV and Movies. A robot becoming self-aware and rising up against its masters…
Pocket Full of Sexism
When I got to work this morning, I had the unique experience of receiving an email that I had sent (unknowingly to myself) almost twenty years…
Gay Marriage: Not Slippery Enough!
With the recent decisions in the news, everybody is talking about gay marriage again and one of the arguments you hear against it is “the slippery…
Cat trap!
After my two week vacation to Walt Disney World, I returned to my apartment building only to find the hallway outside my apartment flooded with jelly…
The state of California vs. Kenan Thompson
I am a huge fan of Saturday Night Live. Just the music of the opening credits is enough to get me excited. One actor whose opening…
My 40 incher!
Every guy would love to have a giant penis, right? It’s just an accepted fact in our society that bigger means better. Well, you might want to…
Remember your spirit – always.
I will attempt to answer the age-old riddle: what do you do if you really want to win a South Park Kenny doll from a claw…
And you say I’m the dummy? LOL!
In 1997, I became obsessed with truck drivers blowing their horns whenever I would make a fist pumping action. The problem is, as I got older…
The longest job I ever had.
Back in 2010, before I suddenly decided that I wanted to become an actor my whole life, I got my dream job: Director of Marketing at…
My Prison Pen Pal!
Every few weeks since I started the fourth grade, I have gotten correspondence from inmate #32877452, a.k.a. James Gustafson, of the Placerita County State Correctional Center.…
Eric Filipkowski 