"The Fiona Apple of Comedy"

Posts from the ‘Short Stories’ category


Cat trap!

After my two week vacation to Walt Disney World, I returned to my apartment building only to find the hallway outside my apartment flooded with jelly…


My 40 incher!

Every guy would love to have a giant penis, right? It’s just an accepted fact in our society that bigger means better. Well, you might want to…

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My Prison Pen Pal!

Every few weeks since I started the fourth grade, I have gotten correspondence from inmate #32877452, a.k.a. James Gustafson, of the Placerita County State Correctional Center.…