Take it or leave it.
“Excuse me, sir, could you hold the door for me?” Chip looked behind him to see the elderly female letter carrier approaching, her arms overflowing with…
My monkey suit lawyer
I’ve had my lawyer, Dick Van Pac-Man, for 23 years. Ever since I sued McDonald’s at the age of 7, Dick Van Pac-Man has been by…
I dreamed a dream…
Back when I was in the war, the guys in my platoon and I used to daydream about what life had in store for us when…
It’s time for a change
Condoms, am I right? I mean, it’s the 90s or whatever. Can’t we come up with a better answer for not getting AIDS or knocking up…
Eric Filipkowski 