Grandpa Shop Vac
NOTE: This originally appeared in my newsletter, Skizzleplex. Sign up today so you don’t miss out! Trashburg was like a lot of rural Mississippi: provincial, backwards…
“I hate that damn song!” by Ray Parker Jr.
It may surprise you to hear, but Ray Parker Jr. has a deep- seated contempt for his most famous song, the “Theme From Ghostbusters.”Unlike some artists,…
Best summer ever!
I don’t know about you, but so far my summer is sucking big time. It’s even worse when I compare it to last summer, which was…
Don’t Pinch Me!
I fucked up. Big time. Right now, I am writing this blog on my iPhone. I am huddled under my desk trying to get a hold…
Attack of the Clones®
“Look at this shit!” Frank demanded, holding out a tissue containing several curly black hairs, which he attempted to force upon the nearest three or four…
Flackers: an awful ‘food’
I am currently on a diet which requires me to eat no carbs. I’m not sticking to it because that would be crazy, but in an attempt…
Happy birthday to my beautiful girls!
September 11, 2007 – Six years ago today, my wife, Collette and I received the most beautiful gift anybody could ever get: two healthy, beautiful twin…
Maggie Gyllenhaal: Old Maid?
There has been a lot of controversy about Maggie Gyllenhaal’s admission that she was once turned down for the part of a 55 year old man’s…
Eric Filipkowski 