If you’re worried that your children will grow up to be losers, go ahead and name them “Doctor” or “Astronaut” or “Lawyer”. That way, no matter how terrible they turn out, you can always tell people that you have a doctor or a lawyer or even an astronaut in the family! Ooh, “President” is a good name too!

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Illustration by Mauro Flores