Rent a van and kidnap a random woman off the street. Tie her up in your basement and tell her all the terrible ways you’re going to torture her before you kill her. Then shout, “Just kidding!” as a bunch of your friends come out of the shadows with balloons and streamers. Imagine how overjoyed she’ll be to find out she’s not going to die! Not everyone gets a ‘second chance’ at life like that! A rare gift, indeed.

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Illustration by Mauro Flores